I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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