I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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