it was like eating out sand paper
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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