its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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