how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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