I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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