am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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