You really coming over, don't trick.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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