All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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