Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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