I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Help. Why am I so naked?
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