if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
only you would photoshop your dick
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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