I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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