Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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