I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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