Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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