we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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