last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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