Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
