i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
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