...so i touched it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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