Non-Jews are for practice
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize