She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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