It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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