It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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