before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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