need another drink. this is the easiest way
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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