Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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