Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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