Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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