R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We left the knife in your bed.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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