she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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