I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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