Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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