Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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