yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
