If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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