Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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