I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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