do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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