Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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