He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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