She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
