Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i barfeds in our rink
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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