she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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