genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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