So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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