well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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