We're like a lot better than the average bears
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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