i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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