Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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