You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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