new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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