In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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